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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded


"your password is weak" fuck you



Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

friend:  ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me:  oh really like what
friend:  idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me:  whoa that really is kinky
me internally:  weak